Video 22 May 469 notes

cranki-chan:

the hipster in your vagina

im so sorry

Text 22 May 13,857 notes

growlithed:

protip

if someone is drawing or whatever 

dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs

dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended

dont scribble across the page or the picture

dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”

youre an asshole

Photo 22 May 4,684 notes morecheeze:

John: (x) Dave: (x)

morecheeze:

John: (x) Dave: (x)

(Source: mochezz)

via some shit.
Video 22 May 31,848 notes

serket8r8kr:

dragonastra:

thesassylorax:

carvingourwoundswideopen:

istoleyourtardis:

caremkefo:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG

“I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”???  Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now?  What happened to equal rights?

Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude!

I would have literally screamed at him/her.

Maybe she doesn’t ship Castiel ajd Dean.

wow just because she doesn’t like reading gay couples doesn’t mean she’s homophobic jesus christ

BUT STILL “SO THEY KNOW THAT YOU NEED HELP” thats not “not liking to read gay couples” that is blATANT HOMOPHOBIA

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hipsterguy92:

i can’t!! #dead

Video 22 May 132,577 notes

j-ydon:

I LIKE THE RANDOM PORN ON MY DASH, THX

Photo 21 May 860 notes beautifulbizzzzarreart:

Matteo De Longis

beautifulbizzzzarreart:

Matteo De Longis

Text 21 May 1,666 notes

deerpong:

It’s called the xbox One because when you see it you will do One 360 turn and walk away

But if you do a 360 degree turn you will be walking towards it ★彡

Text 21 May 10,401 notes

starxapple:

the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell

Video 21 May 3,307 notes

chianas:

twilight princess + colours abound asked by azorahey

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(Source: onegreenunicorn)

Photo 20 May 276,705 notes teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Photo 20 May 216,841 notes sandpuppeteer:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

If I ever get money, I’m going to do stuff like this. Especially for artists.

sandpuppeteer:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

If I ever get money, I’m going to do stuff like this. Especially for artists.

Video 20 May 122,711 notes

animalkingd0m:

Baby Turtles Vs. Strawberries by Jamie Hanson

Squirtle and Myrtle are two baby side-necked turtles living on a strawberry farm in Southeast Queensland, Australia, which is obviously the BEST possible place for baby turtles to live!

via some shit.

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